lamapalooza:

when your bestfriend replaces u

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religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

courtneythebumbling:

Reasons why I’m excited for “Dear White People:”

Reasons why I’m not excited for “Dear White People:”

hismalfoy:

I laugh so much at those homophobes who are into literature and classic stuff because like hey you’re into michelangelo? gAY. you like Virginia Woolf books? totally leSBO. you think oscar wilde is modernist and agree with his philosophies? gAY. you like the iliad? greek mythology? any era of history tbh? GAY GAY TRIPLE GAY. everything you love is covered in gay. all the great writers and musicians and artists you admire were queer as all hell hAH

togepied:

wanting to talk to someone really bad
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but they ignore your message
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and you see them talking to other people
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romancingthelookyloos:

My life goal is to exude this amount of confidence.

“Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.”
—Things I’ll teach my children (via infl4ted)

chaoticclassicism:

okay but is Zhao Lei not one of the most beautiful man you’ve ever laid eyes on? 

breakfastburritoe:

when ur texting a boy and he wants to play the question game

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owlapin:

hay-needle:

Do you slip it on him tail first?

nah i just hold it open and he crawls in

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

before you send someone an ugly message perhaps exfoliate your skin, set some life goals and contemplate why you’ve reached this point

ravenclawslibrary:

bookworldau:

We’re all too familiar with this.

That is the single greatest moment of panic I’ve ever experienced.

gustyflawless:

bisexuals at Pride events this summer

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

How long does your ideal hug last

38-45 minutes

that’s really impractical

u said ideal, not realistic

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